Check out the latest mind-blowing article from the Onion‘s own Patrick Kehoe, who obviously stood very still for this photo (below).

From The Onion: "Our Own Patrick Kehoe Writes Another Signature Patrick Kehoe Article That Can't Be Described In Just 8 or 10 Words"




I still want to know how this happened…
@Steve: Basically, I emailed (at the Onion’s request) a hi rez outtake from a March ’09 photo shoot (the shoot for my Bio photo), and Nick and his most excellent graphics team put together this Onion “Sunday Magazine” cover.
Why oh Why did you pick my name to add as the caption for your picture. did it just randomly pop into your head
Someone at the Onion chose the nameānot me.
Check this link for the original image:
http://www.theonion.com/content/magazine/our_own_patrick_kehoe_writes